Love No Guarantee (The Disclaimer)

“Results may vary. Heartbreak included.”

You wouldn’t buy a used car without checking the engine, so why jump into a relationship without checking the warning label? This hoodie is for the “Nikkami Aulaad” who knows that love is messy, expensive, and usually non-refundable.

The back features a brilliantly designed, vintage-style warning label that mimics old-school packaging. A bold red banner shouts “LOVE,” immediately followed by the crucial disclaimer: “: NO GUARANTEE :”. The “Fine Print” box lists the honest truth:

• Unpredictable Terms

• Many Side Effects

• No Returns or Refunds

It ends with the classic kicker: “RESULTS MAY VARY”. Wear this on a first date to set expectations low, or wear it to remind yourself why you’re single.

Why you’ll love it:

• The Vibe: Witty Cynicism meets Vintage Design.

• The Fit: True Oversized fit (Drop shoulder). Comfortable enough to handle rejection.

• The Fabric: 100% Premium Cotton Fleece (320-350 GSM). Durable, unlike most modern relationships.

• The Art: A crisp, badge-style graphic by Kapil with warning-sign colors (red, yellow, cream).

Material & Care:

• Fabric: 100% Super Combed Cotton.

• Wash Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. The print lasts longer than the “honeymoon phase”-just don’t iron it directly.

• Origin: Made in India